• God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this
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flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

(via fajinas)

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furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via 4titty)

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via aceofandroids)

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afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

(via 4titty)

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teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas

(via peace-be-dreams)

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via featherumbrellas)

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"Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours" - 10 word story (via eteriese)

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perfectic theme